LBRDI Chapter 31


Theft

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As Lu Yuan thought, the five pouches were not ready until the evening of the next day and it was two days later when little Yan Tan had finished painting the cute versions of the dragons and the paint had dried.

Although Yan Tan had extraordinary talent in painting and music, it was the first time that he gave his paintings to others, especially to those beautiful big sisters who would call him “precious little cutie”. In fear that they would be ruined, he had to practice each design several times before he dared to paint it.

Lu Yuan grabbed his face.

ā€œAh, Iā€™m so stupid.ā€

He looked at the darkening sky and felt guilty. He leaned over to watch the dean’s live broadcast and just happened to see Gianā€™s cute little pouch on the screen, so he launched his marketing.

Shen Mian watched him pull his face for two days, ā€œDoesnā€™t your face hurt?ā€

Lu Yuan rubbed his face, ā€œIt hurt a little at first, but it doesnā€™t hurt anymore if I do it lightly. Itā€™s really nice to touch.ā€

He took Shen Mianā€™s hand and pressed it on his face, rubbing while asking, ā€œIs it nice?ā€

Shen Mian squeezed a few times and it did feel nice. Spotted dragons relied mainly on their skin and fat layers as well as the hard bones under for defence. There was no lack of fur for defence, so the fur was fine and soft.

Like a cat’s belly.
But will cats rub themselves? Or maybe theyā€™re really good to rub so that when they lick fur, they lick other cats when they have nothing to do?

Although the thoughts in Shen Mian’s head had already flown into outer space, his expression was still cold and he rubbed his head twice, ā€œDo you want to come with me to deliver the courier?ā€

Lu Yuan nodded vigorously.

When Shen Mian took Lu Yuan to the door, the reserved courier brother had just arrived.

Shen Mian glanced at the courier vanā€™s licence plate for a moment. He would reserve two deliveries a day from the Starnet and this courier vanā€™s licence plate always appears.

Lu Yuan carried the packaged pouches and volunteered, ā€œDean, Iā€™ll do it.ā€

The courier storage is very simple. Shen Mian handed him the small package in his hand and taught him how to look at the order number information on the quantum computer and courier van in order to send the courier into the courier van.

The tree dragon said to Shen Mian, ā€œThis is a dragon cub in your centre, right? Heā€™s very cute.ā€

Shen Mian hmmed.

The tree dragon persevered, ā€œHow come I donā€™t see any other dragon cubs? It’s hard for one teacher to take care of dragon cubs, isn’t it? I have a relative who is also a kindergarten teacher and every day he comes home complaining that he is so tired when there are only six dragons in his class. How many dragon cubs are in your centre? To buy such an expensiveā€¦ā€

Shen Mian interrupted him, ā€œHe can quit if he feels tired.ā€

Tree dragon, ā€œ…ā€
Was he asking the wrong questions? This dean is not human, he’s a flaming dragon, right? The tree dragon laughed awkwardly at Shen Mianā€™s cold expression and didn’t speak again.

As the tree dragon drove away in the delivery cart, Lu Yuan held Shen Mian’s hand and thought, ā€œI feel like that uncle is very strange.ā€

Shen Mian looked down, ā€œHm?ā€

Lu Yuan looked at the direction the van was leaving in and tried his best to describe it, ā€œHis gaze wasā€¦ dodgy. He kept looking at the centre while asking Dean a lot of questions.ā€

When he was with his grandfather before, he had seen many kinds of dragons that other dragon cubs have not seen before as they came and went from port to port on a starship. Although he was very young at the time, he was always more perceptive than other cubs.

Shen Mian wrapped his arms around the black and white fatty and headed into the centre, ā€œMhm, so we have to be careful.ā€

The couriers all randomly take orders from the system and many dragons who do door-to-door pickups are unwilling to travel to such a remote place to pick up their deliveries because itā€™s a waste of time. Shen Mian saw this tree dragon four times in three days, the frequency was a little too high. This tree dragon may deliberately squat on the centreā€™s delivery orders; after all, the centreā€™s delivery orders are always left to the very end, which makes it very easy to snatch the order.

Having come so many times, there is a high possibility of being targeted.

Lu Yuan pulled out a piece of candy and stuffed it in his mouth, thinking that with the dean, there was nothing to worry about.

After taking three days to make all the pouches, the three dragon cubs were relieved to have dinner and celebrated solving the trouble they had created, pestering He Xing to play with them in the mock battle arena in night mode.

He Xing, with Yan Tan hanging on his arm, had a headache.

ā€œItā€™s nearly eleven, arenā€™t you going to bed?ā€

In order to treat the three little dragon cubs, Shen Mian cooked a few big dishes in the evening. The three cubs actually endured, moving their stools to sit in front of the kitchen and they smelt the aroma for more than four hours. They waited until the dishes were ready.

The nights on Water Star are short, only about six hours in the summer, and even though it’s the end of August now, many of Water Starā€™s residents would be asleep at eleven. Although He Xing was not sleepy, he didnā€™t want to play house-like lurking and fighting with the dragon cubs.

He Xing looked at Shen Mian.
Although these little bastards won’t sleep when theyā€™re in bed, at least they can be coaxed into their dormitory.

Dean Shen turned on the house robot, ā€œIt’s late now, go back to bed today and weā€™ll go out in a few days, okay?ā€

This was not his idea to cope with the sudden emergence of the dragon cubs. The cubs hadn’t been out of the centre for a long time. There were still the last three days of Cat Eye Liveā€™s Mutual Attraction event, and he planned to take a day off from live streaming after the event and take the dragon cubs to a small park to play for the whole day.

After all, live broadcasting in public is still quite a challenge to Dean Shenā€™s psychological bottom line.

Gian patted the bouncing Lu Yuan, ā€œLu Yuan be good.ā€

Lu Yuanā€™s stuffed his paws into his pocket, ā€œThen Iā€™ll listen to Dean and Gian.ā€

After finally coaxing the three cubs away, He Xing placed one hand on Shen Mianā€™s shoulder and bitterly said, ā€œDean, would you consider hiring a new kindergarten teacher?ā€

Shen Mian looked at him, ā€œNot at the moment, I have to save up money to add a library to the centre and there will also be a studio in there.ā€

Lu Yuanā€™s brain was full of thoughts on conquering the interstellar and doesn’t know what he particularly likes, so Shen Mian needs to find something else for him to test out. Gian and Yan Tanā€™s preferences were clear, however; a library with a studio must be arranged early.

He Xing raised his hand, ā€œI will donate two kindergarten teachers to my dear Qiming Childcare Centre in the name of Crown Prince.ā€

He Xing was very affectionate, ā€œThis is the centre that raised me.ā€

Shen Mian looked at him up and down, ā€œCall me dad.ā€

He Xing, ā€œ…ā€
No, it’s not the same, I canā€™t.

ā€¦ā€¦

Although the dragon cubs were coaxed into their dormitory, just as He Xing thought, they really couldn’t fall asleep and laid in their respective beds whispering.

At around one in the morning, Yan Tan suddenly whispered, ā€œI want to go to the toilet.ā€

Gian shook his head, climbed out of bed and held Yan Tan, ā€œThen letā€™s go together.ā€

Lu Yuan suddenly became excited, ā€œI want to go too! Itā€™s so dark, just the right time to go exploring!ā€

Yan Tan, ā€œBut the toilet is very close.ā€

ā€œItā€™s fine!ā€ Lu Yuan whispered, ā€œWe can sneak over there, just like a short-distance drill! Didn’t Uncle He Xing say that their army often did drills in the middle of the night?ā€

So the three dragon cubs walked out of their dorm hand in hand and before they began their adventure, the door to the next dorm suddenly opened.

Shen Mian is wearing pyjamas, holding the dormā€™s door and asked in a low voice, ā€œWhatā€™s wrong?ā€

Lu Yuan whispered excitedly, ā€œWeā€™re going to explore!ā€

Gian quickly patted Lu Yuan, ā€œ…Weā€™re not, dean, weā€™re going to the bathroom.ā€

Yan Tan gently flapped his wings, ā€œLetā€™s hurry up.ā€

Gian hurriedly dragged Yan Tan to the bathroom. The bathroom was at the end of the corridor. Shen Mian leaned on the door, waiting for the three dragon cubs to finish using the bathroom, but he heard a scratching noise behind the door.

This sound was very familiar to Shen Mian. He opened the door; it really was the intellectually disabled version of He Xing. Finding the door open, the golden dragon immediately fell on Shen Mianā€™s hand, his tail wrapped around his wrist. His wings were wrapped around his palm and his head rested on the fingertips, closing his eyes and rubbed.

The scales had a metallic lustre and exquisite carvings were revealed in the not-so-bright natural light.

It was actually beautiful. Even if it was the reduced version of He Xing, every scale and feather was magnificent, beyond the reach of a humanā€™s imagination. If it was the massive golden dragon itself, its beauty would be magnified to the extreme, itā€™s magnificent.

Shen Mian tapped the dragonā€™s head.

He Xing made a low sound and the tail wrapped around Shen Mianā€™s wrist tightened a bit more. His voice was deep, without the cadence of a cub, with the texture of a bass instrument. It perfectly suited Shen Mian, a purebred Chinese’s imagination of a dragonā€™s hum.

Shen Mian found it interesting and squeezed the dragonā€™s horn and shook the dragonā€™s head.

He Xing was overwhelmed. Shen Mian thought he was going back to bed, but He Xing hovered for a while, gathering his wings and landing on Shen Mianā€™s other hand.

Shen Mian, ā€œ…ā€

Wouldnā€™t it still be me even if you kept switching?

Shen Mian was about to pull out his quantum computer to take a picture of He Xing when he suddenly heard Gianā€™s voice, ā€œDean!ā€

Shen Mian’s face immediately turned pale and rushed into the bathroom. Both Gian and Lu Yuan were gathered around the bathroom window, on their toes while clinging onto the window to watch.

The window in the bathroom facing the backyard was wide open and when Shen Mian entered the bathroom, the black Yan Tan swooped down through the window just in time accompanied with the howls of a dragon. He carried a weak green dragon, spread his wings and flew back into the bathroom, dropping the green dragon on the floor.

Shen Mian, ā€œ…ā€

The green dragon was an adult tree dragon, larger than Yan Tan in terms of size, but when picked up by Yan Tan, it was almost impossible to fight back.

The strength of the mythical genus is evident.
Shen Mian put He Xing into his pocket and leaned over for a bit, ā€œYouā€™re the courier that came today, right?ā€

The tree dragon was so dizzy that he fell to the ground and cried out mournfully, ā€œI am. I’m just passing by! Your cubs are too ignorant. I told you I’m just a tree dragon, you hurt me and I want to sue your centre! How do you teach your children? Every one of you large dragons is bullying us small dragons because of your size and natural strength.ā€

Gian was furious, ā€œItā€™s obvious you ate the dragon grass! How could I bully you for no reason?ā€

Shen Mian hugged Gian and patted him, ā€œItā€™s alright, Dean believes you.ā€

The tree dragon said,ā€œWho said that! Do you have proof? Ouch- it hurts, I must have broken a bone! Youā€™ll have to pay my medical bills! I was just passing by and took a look and you just hit me!ā€

Shen Mian took out his quantum computer and directly alerted the police via message.

The tree dragon’s eyes rolled back and he screamed at the top of his lungs, ā€œI broke my leg! Iā€™ll be disabled for life if I don’t get treatment! I’m going online to expose you large dragons who bully the weak.ā€

The three dragon cubs had never faced this kind of battle directly before and were momentarily stunned.

Yan Tan had a cry in his voice when he opened his mouth at the thought that he was the one who went down to catch him, ā€œSo what are you going to do?ā€

Tree dragon, ā€œPay up! Just pay and Iā€™ll leave it!ā€

Shen Mian, ā€œI just recorded the audio.ā€

The tree dragon froze.

Shen Mian, ā€œYou are suspected of burglary, being caught threatening underage dragon cubs and even extortion. I will hand over the evidence to the police along with the recording.ā€

The tree dragon suddenly panicked: He already checked. The surveillance in this centreā€™s backyard was obviously broken! Only the front gateā€™s surveillance worked otherwise he wouldnā€™t have chosen to come in through the backyard.

Although it was late at night, the Empire was quick to send out the police. Shen Mian’s message included a location and the police found that the accident occurred in a childcare centre in a remote area and immediately mobilised the police force to get to the centre as fast as possible.

Three dragons in human forms that were still frighteningly tall bent over into the bathroom and instantly the not-so-small area became cramped.

The lead officer has a serious expression, ā€œWho called the police?ā€

Shen Mian raised his hand, ā€œI did. I am the dean of this nursery and this tree dragon broke into the nursery late at night, frightened my three cubs and destroyed the centreā€™s cash crops. When he was captured, he still quibbled and intimidated the cubs, causing great trauma to them.ā€

The tree dragon said in a rush, ā€œThat’s bullshit! Do you have proof? I was just passing by! It was that black dragon cub of yours who grabbed me and beat me up, I couldn’t even fight back!ā€

Shen Mian, ā€œYou have the residue of the dragon grass on your teeth.ā€

The three officers simultaneously focused their attention on the tree dragon, one of them squeezed the dragonā€™s mouth open and saw green leaves on his sharp teeth. He immediately opened a case kit he carried with him, scraped it off with a cotton swab and placed it in an evidence bag.

The tree dragon was struggling, ā€œWell I did pick some leavesā€¦ but his dragon cubs beat me too! I’m just a small tree dragon!ā€

The officer who took the physical evidence didn’t hold back his laughter immediately and shut his mouth, his face red when the lead officer gave him a hard stare.

The officer in charge of the records laughed in exasperation, ā€œYou came to the centre to steal something, got beaten up by a dragon cub and you still have the nerve to say it?ā€

Shen Mian, ā€œYes, you are a tree dragon that has reached an adult weight of over 300 pounds.ā€

Came to the centre to steal thingsāœ•
Came to the centre and was beaten by a dragon cubāˆš

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10 thoughts on “LBRDI Chapter 31

  1. Hello. Thanks for translating this, but I would like to ask that you please not use the word “retarded” in your translation. It’s considered a slur these days and it’s very, very insulting to people who have disabilities.

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    1. Yes Iā€™m sorry Iā€™m usually trying to use another word because I feel bad. Iā€™m currently finding a replacement though. Very sorry if I offended you.

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